F = MA for the win!
Not gonna lie, I’m really tempted but at what w/kg does leopard print become an acceptable fashion choice?
Any. DO IT.
I think if your watt/kg is extremely high, or extremely low, these are suitable. The IDGAF statement for different reasons
This is the rule of Cipo!
None. But do it anyway. 
If you’re into gravel racing and find yourself in tall grass and want to sneak up on and pass the guy in front, this is acceptable.
I’d want cheetah print, leopards just lay around all day. But wait, I can’t sprint. So I need something that just goes kinda hard all day.
Ants. Great W/kg and fatigue resistance. Where’s the ant kit?
Dung beetle!!
You may well find yourself getting pulled into doping control very frequently
Lots of people will mistake you for a cheater…
That was very punny
Ooooooooooooooooohhhh, the paaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiinnn…
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh…!!!
Only loosely following that mess via the Escape Collective podcasts, but I REALLY hope that playlist is legit via Sepp 
I saw this yesterday and totally missed the joke. I was appalled at how bad the music choices were. 
Jokes on me!!