Cycling Memes and Jokes

Nah, Sepp is too sweet, and easy going for that. It’s a joke posted on IG by @dailybikememe.

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https://reddit.com/r/DesignMyRoom/s/IP6qGpfXoN

I think y’all will appreciate this

In case you are cautious about what you click on, the title of the post is:
“How do I make a guest bedroom AMID THE BIKES?”

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If anyone else is participating/reading the Legion vs Norcal thread (aka who have Legion crashed now) 5 minutes of Gimp has really tickled me:

Edit: yes I fully know I should give up my day job and bring in the big bucks doing design stuff!

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One of those weeks…
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Follow the cat’s lead.

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That is hilarious! I really want to get in contact with the OP “Would you consider splitting the Trek in pic 6? Interested in frameset, with stem, no bars.” :joy::joy:

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I wouldn’t be surprised if Sepp has a frame one size larger than Primos and Jonas. If so, Cervelo probably had to do a serious fire drill just to get him a red bike by the last day.

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Maybe they don’t but they should just do wraps, no shipping required just a few hours of work.

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Not a meme or joke but nice work from
Thread and Spoke

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The back of the shirt should be full of cute, bullet holes, and blood

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I don’t get it. Kuss (whom I greatly appreciate) rode extremely well but didn’t “survive”, at least not in the traditional sense of the word. Instead the big boys were told not to ride because Jumbo business analysts came to the conclusion that the optics of Kuss winning are right for creating good marketing opportunities across the Atlantic.

To stay on topic, this post can be filed under meme-like cynical euro murmur.

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Do you feel the same when Kuss destroys himself on a climbing stage so Vingegaard can stay in yellow when instead Kuss could have won the stage? This is the jokes thread, so that’s all I’ll say here, but if “it was a corporate decision” is the argument against Kuss, then it’s also the argument against every single GC winner or Sprinter who has ever sat in their team’s draft.

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My point was that being handed the victory via a team decision hardly amounts to being stabbed in the back, as portrayed in the shirt. Hence the I don’t get it part.

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I thought maybe they were talking about extensive back pain from long days in the Vuelta.

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Isn’t every GC winner determined by team decision? They make a lot of tactical decisions to support the lead rider.

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What happened now?

I thought the back pain originated from carrying his team leaders up hill in all those other GTs?

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Hey bike enthusiasts! :smile: Ready for a bit of two-wheeled humor? Here are some of my best cycling jokes :

  1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! :joy:
  2. Ever wonder how you know if your bike is deep in thought? You can hear its wheels turning. :thinking::man_biking:
  3. Got a bike you can ride if you like. It even has a bell that rings. Fancy, right? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
  4. Speaking of standing bikes… why do bikes stand on their own? They’re just two-tired.
  5. And why did the bike apply for a job? It wanted to be a pedaller! :man_biking::briefcase:

Alright, that’s my contribution for the day. Got some inspirations from https://ogpuns.com/pun/bicycle/ .Keep pedaling and keep laughing, everyone!

Ride on! :man_biking::dash:

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