Cycling Memes and Jokes

Glad to see that rim brakes are still the choice if you want to be the fastest

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I’ll just leave this here…

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This is gold… but can you imagine if the Lonely Island made this track… would have gone platinum!!!

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He only drop 5k on a DA bike?
This has to be a very old video!

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Same as before AT then?

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Normal people’s motivation for losing weight: society has warped my image of what a body should look like
My motivation: the bike I can afford is 2 lbs heavier than the bike I want

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My G be spendin’ G’s to drop g’s off his next ride
While he be downin’ beers, rockin’ kg’s ‘round his waist line.

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Pour mes amis qui le parle…

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I think we’d all feel better if you would translate . . . into Joual.

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Basically, as a rough translation, you have:
Teacher - what would you do with €5,200?
Student/kid 1 - buy a mansion or nice home.
Student/kid 2 - give to charity or help people.
Student/kid 3 - get a bike with a 12-speed dura ace group set.

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Thanks, I was thinking more along the lines of “Partir sur une balloune.”Now you go!

NATHAN M. JOHNSON

Kid 3 is going places! On a new bike…

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Kid 3 is in for a long wait…

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I guess no translation is needed for this one… :frowning:

(but in case it is… “Silver again?!”)

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Not quite - it was « get a 12-sp Di2 DA group set with power meter », which is even worse (but more realist considering the amount involved).

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Yeah, I gave a quick translation and forgot to include the “extras”. Either way, that kid has his priorities figured out :grin:.

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A case of “a picture speaks a thousand words”.

Dutch/Flemish is very similar to my second language (Afrikaans), so posted it without even thinking about a translation.

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Kid #3 is up for a rude awakening… he will not get a bike with DA for that price!

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