When my bike with parts on back order actually arrives I might be able to look back and laugh but at the moment it’s all too raw…
I have two new (packaged) Shimano 11 speed chains in my garage. If I put them both on eBay right now, I think I could clear my mortgage!
ive been waiting on my LBS getting spokes for over 10 months now to build up a wheel for my fixed gear. On the other hand if i sold the part mtb drivetrain sitting in my garage i could buy out the LBS just to be petty!
EDIT: Before I get attacked, I know its not actually his fault
I’ve got a set of Shimano brake pads, an 11 speed cassette, and 2 new chains. Trying to figure out which Island I want to buy! LOL
Buy Russia or France. Then you can sell gas to us Brits at astronomical wholesale prices and maybe, just maybe, you’ll have enough to buy something from the Specialized S-Works range. 
My lbs has stacks of chains right now
They are dragons holding a gold treasure!
As in ‘chains to lock your bike to an object’, type chains?
They’ll steal the chain and leave the bike!
Ok here’s one:
“I didn’t put a suspension fork on my gravel bike, because I thought that people would Lauf at me”.
Geddit?
Toxic Shock Syndrome?
I’m gonna need a “locals only” version for our cx park here, which was a garbage dump before being repurposed for cyclocross.
I work in water quality and at work, TSS means “Total Suspended Solids” (and you don’t want more of that kind of TSS! 
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Have to keep switching my mind between work and hobby mode lol