Cycling Memes and Jokes

Kid 3 is in for a long wait…

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I guess no translation is needed for this one… :frowning:

(but in case it is… “Silver again?!”)

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Not quite - it was « get a 12-sp Di2 DA group set with power meter », which is even worse (but more realist considering the amount involved).

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Yeah, I gave a quick translation and forgot to include the “extras”. Either way, that kid has his priorities figured out :grin:.

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A case of “a picture speaks a thousand words”.

Dutch/Flemish is very similar to my second language (Afrikaans), so posted it without even thinking about a translation.

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Kid #3 is up for a rude awakening… he will not get a bike with DA for that price!

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Not the full bike, the translation is as @rocourteau states: “Buy the latest Dura Ace Di2 groupset with power meter

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Teacher: kess vous feriez avec 7800 piasses?
Kid 1: acheter une belle cabane!
Kid 2: donner aux pôv qui ont pas de cash!
Kid 3: Dura-ace Di2 avec power meter ‘stie!

Good enough? :grinning:

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Murci but not enough F-bombs :joy: C’est beau le joual!

I’m learning so much here!

After receiving the email about staying hydrated on the bike today….

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recorded in 2009 and note that he has an aluminium frame, which he laments midway through the video. So yeah.

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from the FTP guy himself Kolie Moore

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get back to discord where you belong lol

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The battle of the HR straps

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Truth hurts.

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I dunno, unless I disconnect my polar it’ll also eat batteries

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I’ve only used Garmin straps for the last 6yrs. I have replaced the strap twice now, so on number three. But, it’s the same main unit/pod which I also periodically replace the battery. Also, when I need Bluetooth I use a Viiiiva HRM on my Garmin strap w/out issue.

That said, I don’t get the hate for the Garmin HRMs. Maybe it’s the newer ones and/or Bluetooth models :man_shrugging: On the other hand, the Wahoo HRM seems to really have issues garnering way more hate than the Garmin units online in the forums I frequent. Also, they get a lot of hate amongst friends in real life w/first hand experience.

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Garmin strap user still using an HRM run from 2017? Plenty of use in salt water?
I’m pathetic. :wink:

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Where are you based? I see the Wahoo HRM hate all over the internet and I genuinely have no corresponding irl experience with it. Mine (admittedly 1st gen) has given me absolutely 0 issues over the years I’ve owned it and I’m even still on the original strap! People I speak to in person have all had good experiences too.

I wonder if there’s a discrepancy between what we get in the EU and what people get in the USA?
eta: yes I know I’m no longer EU, but I was when I bought my HRM.

Meme to keep the thread a meme thread (@midpack_memes on Instagram):

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