Cycling Memes and Jokes

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That’s going to be one long bike ride.

My whole family were pretty heavily involved in endurance sport growing up, so I always thought that was fairly unremarkable.
A while back my partner and I stayed at my parent’s house for a couple of months, and he was apparently quite intrigued by the outfits, the amount of pasta and coffee consumed on an average weeknight, and exactly how long a “2 hour bike ride” can really stretch to- to the point of providing some rather David Attenborough-esque commentary.

For the people that have FTP over 400W:

The top of the wheels are moving forward at 2x the speed of the bicycle - but they can’t if the bike is moving at the speed of light. Just that part fries my brain if I try to think about light-speed cycling.

Things that slow down time:

  1. Traveling at the speed of light
  2. Gravity
  3. VO2max intervals

TRUTH!

I did Spencer +2 earlier this week and it was truly awful. 3 minutes have never felt so long.

And yet while they slow down time, they also speed up time during the rest interval. We need to get a physicist on this!

The rate of time alteration may be like a sine wave, that follows the progression of intervals.

With rounding, one can actually go back in time… Great scott…

My toughts about shimano: ZomboMeme 19052020112723

You must be a Campagnolobro #respekmuheritage

Have you tried those levers? they are pure sex from a function standpoint. Hands down, the most comfortable out there! Everyone I’ve talked to that has tried them says Shimano just needs to make that their lever for everything.

TT specialist. Terrible watt/kg though.

When i’m training: