That ebike joke hits close to home for me because I really do ride mine sometimes at like 5% with the option to go to like 70% on steeps because I live where it’s really flat and anything more just ruins the ride, but everyone assumes you’re on full blast full time. 
Before you ask why I own an eMTB then, it’s because I do MTB trips where having the ebike means I can ride for 4+ hours every day without needing a rest day on the trip.
RL/GL is still going to give you red days… give that battery a rest 
No one:
Every single person when they mention they own an e-Bike: I have a very compelling reason, here it is - …
PS: Almost forgot to mention that I’m vegan! 
I got more of a giggle in that pic from the aero bars on flat bar (with bar ends too) and what looks like a tri saddle on a suspension seatpost. 
@Peter_Graham, @Chris1982, I’m a cyclist as well as a vegan, & I think it’s hilarious I wouldn’t wear that kit though.
Nobody seemed to notice that the cyclist in that meme was not wearing a helmet. Suppose it depends where you are, but where I live, not wearing a helmet when cycling will get you hated by a lot of automobile drivers & cyclists alike.
Do you think it would shrink in the wash?
The real question is if it will shrink in the mountains
the real real question is if it will shrink in the cold
And no one reads them anyway, right…
