Cycling Memes and Jokes

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And no one reads them anyway, right…

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@Justafatguy oh, that’s the best one I’ve seen in a very long time!!! :laughing: Your creation?! Or found?

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Someone sent me the same thing for bass guitars… I have more than one problem

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A man after my own heart

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This belongs over in the unpopular opinions thread. :rofl:

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Don’t remind me of my camera gear.

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Apparently the yoots have now cancelled ankle socks… Joke’s on them, I never went to ankle socks… Literally had a fight with my better half about being ungrateful over being gifted a whole pack of something I’d said I didn’t want and wouldn’t wear… no-show ankle socks from that charity sock company. So the yooths are telling the generations I straddle that I was right all along… I’m not sure how I feel about that.

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One of my favourite films

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Ute!

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Enough bikes?
There’s obviously a bug in the firmware of this device, because that does not compute.

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My scuba gear…

I did go to the LBS and when I walked in, someone said ‘Your wife called. Said you have been spending too much money and time here!’. I must have had a look, because they all started laughing hysterically. One: It was something my wife could do, two: I had spent a bit of time there researching new bikes. I said something like ‘well if you let people’s spouses control their shopping here, you probably wouldn’t be in business for long’, and they took a more serious look. Hah!!

But ‘N + 1’…

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Very very true. See, we are helping the local economy…

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I had my wallet out and was ready for pain! :pensive:
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Discount sewing machines :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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I’m looking for a serger and something that can do embroidery. I made several jackets and other items in the 80’s. I had a Singer sewing machine likely older than I was, and it worked pretty well. It skipped stitches, but I could get the job done. I tried a newer Singer machine, and it was pretty much junk. Sad… I mean the Singer I had was like a Campy groupo of the time. Elegant, heavy, so capable. I was smeared by people saying that I’d ‘make someone a good wife’.

You either learn to fix things, and possibly make things, or you pay someone else to fix it, or buy crap from China/India/Whatever. :roll_eyes:

I made a carry bag for my Park Tools work stand, and a jacket with tons of cycling patches on it, and other stuff. Get a sewing machine, learn to make things, learn to FIX things…

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Feel free to laugh at or with me…

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