What tire should one use for that? 
If you think you need anything bigger than 38 mm you need to work on your handling.
I often had Halloween candy left over by the next Halloween (unless my sibs stole it all).
That bar comes with a pretty high cost. The local hospital had a 14 year-old with a heart attack, so the parents might want to keep a closer eye on those candy bars. And sodas. And cereal, etc… Get your kids a bike and ride with them!!
Jumbo gravel. That’s what gravel is before it’s gravel. 
The brothers that host this channel are ridiculous but I do enjoy their videos especially when cycling related.
They make some really good videos. The Remco and both MvdP videos are gold. It’s fun to see the pros as normal people.
Second day with the same bibs. We’ve all been there.
At least it’s not red. I mean, could be worse. Well, and if any of that type of monkey was watching. THAT would be kind of horrific to watch, not to mention painful…
But never worn inside out. I mean, um… I’m just glad there aren’t that many instances of that in pictures. I did ‘assist’ someone who refused to not wear underwear with ‘those bike short things’. STOP USING THEM!! STOP RIDING!! STOP SAYING YOU ARE A CYCLIST!! JUST STOP!! His girlfriend said it was sexy, and I think she got him on the right side of sanity. (I hope) We ALL need to do what we can to educate the masses. (I had a woman ask, at a stop on a rail trail, if it was true that bikers don’t wear underwear under ‘those shorts things, what do you call them?’. I have to admit, I let her touch my rear end. (What, she said she needed ‘proof’. She seemed impressed, and I left, quickly))
EDIT: Oh, and NEVER worn twice.
That one was such a good episode!
Not a meme or joke, per se, but too good not to repost. Hopefully someone makes good use of this.
Around here it’s 'When you open your garage door and see your bike IS STILL THERE!!
My wife wanted to put all the bikes in the garage. Yeah, hard no. I’ve caught randos looking in our garage before, and an HVAC employee had to chase one out of our damn garage once!! Whiskey tango foxtrot!
I didn’t really consider the meme that way, I just like to look at my bikes. Where I live I could leave my house & garage unlocked and not worry. I would probably move if I had an experience like that.
My first thought when you wrote that was you were talking about the Van Dessel bike
