Cycling Memes and Jokes

Meanwhile TR user furiously typing questions regarding why IF felt more like 0.7836734693877552…

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@AlexWild not able to find the workout with the right IF

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This might be here already, but it’s still hilarious:

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@varmstrong you win - this is great!!!

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Yesterday:

Wife: they want me to teach a class in the San Dimas office on the Tuesday after Presidents’ Day weekend. I thought we could go down for the weekend.

Me: sounds awesome, say yes, I’ll take my bike and do the GMR climb on my bucket list

Wife: why does everything seem to come back to your bike?

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Doctored the original a bit but same energy. :rofl:

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Same here, until I moved in with my - now - wife. The house did grow a couple of rooms and ups, one was for the bike on the trainer as well as some other exercise related stuff.

10 years ago my wife didn’t like when I suggested taking my running gear to the hospital while she was in labor. She said something about me being an asshole. :man_shrugging:

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I know this well lol

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Putting hints I want a new bike for xmas this year.

The bike I want:

The bike my wife gets me based on what I tell her my other bikes cost.

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„I saw a new bike at Eurobike, and I want that for Christmas“ can be a very ambiguous statement!

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You know who you are…

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This is my new bike my wife put under the Christmas tree for me.

My brother-in-law, visiting from California with his wife and kids, remarked he knows someone who came up with the precise mathematical formula for the number of bikes to own:
(N+1)<(S-1)
Where N is the number of bikes currently owned and S is the number at which your Spouse leaves.

(Note: my wife isn’t mean, just being funny as she already approved a new bike, the acquisition of which is already in process :hugs:)

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