Cycling Memes and Jokes

[Gnome]

These are the memes I stay here for!

[mcneese.chad]

I have been in a funk and slacking here a bit, but this one hit out of nowhere this morning

[Joelrivera]

Few things I wonder here…
Is this a fix speed?
What’s the gear ratio?
Can I and should I wax it?

[Chris47]

Based on the mess, they are clearly using dino oil. Wax would save something like 50 watts on this application and be cleaner and cheaper in the long run.

[Michael_Tate]

Imagine the crock pot you’d need to wax that bad boy.

[berto2cj]

……is that little grease catcher at the end a good idea for my trainer?

[ChefAcB]

How I fuel zone 2 rides now….

[WindWarrior]

don’t remember seeing this one in the thread, from a club feed on Strava:

[Cory.Rood]

[JasonS]

Not sure when I became this old…

[SoaringBear]

No more group rides!

These signs went up at a local county park

[dirt_cruzer]

The sign only applies to a single cyclist, so I think your group ride is free to wander off-trail.

[handynzl]

You sure it couldn’t have been written “EQUEST AND CYCLISTRIANS” therefore no more group rides (unless in a long congo line)

[toribath]

I’ve run alongside a horse and swam with some kayaks, but I’m yet to form a merry band of misfits on a group ride….

[The_Conductor]

[BenSwimsBikesRuns]

Saw this one on Reddit this morning.

[CaptainThunderpants]

[Jolyzara]

No way they crashing a bike worth more than a car!

[Jolyzara]

@CaptainThunderpants

Here you go… this should scratch your itch.

[Monkstain]

Yes…but also no