Cycling Memes and Jokes

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Lololol I relate to this waaaay to much
Dads at dawn club, we ride!

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Amazing

I’m lost on this one. What happened?

Check the Vuelta thread.

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As good a summary as any…

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“I used to chase segments here back in high school. That railroad crossing up there is exactly a quarter-mile away from here. On green, I’m going for it”

“I don’t have friends….I have bikes”

“I live my life a 40k at a time . Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team, and all their bulls!t. For those 53 minutes or less, I’m free.”

“Ask any racer— any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning.”

Didn’t even have to make any changes to the last quote to make it about bikes…

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If you ain’t first, you’re last.

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I neeeeeeed a Talladega Nights type movie about velodrome racing.

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“Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. You know, nobody can hang with my stuff, I’m just a big hairy American winning machine” -Ricky Bobby
:rofl::joy::rofl:

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I Live My Life one 60s @ 130% FTP interval at a Time

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Not velodrome, but have you seen Tour de Pharmacy?

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So, so goood! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Actual lol

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Screenshot for those that havent seen it. This makes me laugh everytime I
download (2)
see it.

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Got this from the same local mtb group as the last one. He’s on fire.

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