Cycling Memes and Jokes

This really made me chuckle when reading the comments on Rog’s bizarre Twitter statement.

I had just queued up same meme.

This one just won this thread :joy::joy:

So bad and yet so good.

I need more context…
why he was carrying fireworks on the bike!
Some staged vibes here

No clue. It was just one of those “that’s bad, but gee, there are times I wish I had done that”. Yeah, might have been staged.

Maybe try Hogwarts?

HAH!! But I fixed my sweating problem: 6 fans!!! :flushed:

Lololol I relate to this waaaay to much
Dads at dawn club, we ride!

Amazing

I’m lost on this one. What happened?

Check the Vuelta thread.

:+1:

As good a summary as any…

“I used to chase segments here back in high school. That railroad crossing up there is exactly a quarter-mile away from here. On green, I’m going for it”

“I don’t have friends….I have bikes”

“I live my life a 40k at a time . Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team, and all their bulls!t. For those 53 minutes or less, I’m free.”

“Ask any racer— any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning.”

Didn’t even have to make any changes to the last quote to make it about bikes…