Cycling Memes and Jokes

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This would be me if I ever attempt to jump anything on a bike,

And this is why I don’t MTB … and trees - never seen a bike-tree interaction where the rider won.

Trees! Don’t get me started. I hate it when trees suddenly move and/or jump out in front of you. Damn trees! And it’s really bad when you’re on a dirt moto.

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Me reading a research paper saying group rides and chasing Strava KOMs won’t make me faster.

Huh… That many calories… I will get fat

1g of fiber. Hell no I’m not risking that!

Benoit, cycle faster.-Love, mom
p.s. Pick up dinner on your way home

“Dude, I almost had you”
“You never had me, you never had your bike”

“Let’s see how many g of carbs are in this one”

OK, I got through 2000 posts, but haven’t stumbled upon the meme where you tell your already strong cycling buddies who have never used Trainer Road about Trainer Road and fear what will come about on that first spring group ride.


Not really a joke, but still funny ! Even Taleb can’t resist

That’s because if they’re strong they already know about TrainerRoad, they just never told you…

This is my favourite thing about watching people from overseas ride in Australia. :laughing:

Anyone else ever get caught trying to sneak in a workout? :joy:

I took my British girlfriend back to Australia one September. We went for a run and I got swooped first, told her just to leg it out of the danger zone and i would explain later. She turned around to check why and absolutely shat herself seeing a magpie approach at eye level!

The extent of my knowledge on this subject is based solely on the episode of Bluey where they have to keep their eyes on the magpie lest they get swooped, so maybe jerseys with a face design on the back would help…? Copyright, Trademark, Patent, etc…