Cycling Memes and Jokes

This is a place for ‘funnies’, so I’ll keep this short.

Nobody lost yesterday. Global cycling won. We all won, as did every rider in the race. Long may the ladies tour continue.

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No she is not… she is not a dopper like the guy on the picture…

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everyday of my life when I stand up really fast I get dizzy. Good times but have gotten used to it.

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I’ve been doing it for years now, but I still hate it and wonder if I’m gonna pass out about 50% of the time.

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yeah I feel ya there and tried to fuel differently etc but unless I am missing something I still get that good old feeling as well.

Edit: my low bp and relatively low resting hr I don’t think helps…

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100%. assuming you freewheel on what is effectively a TT.

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Cheers :relaxed:

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So true

Ok…has gravel jumped the shark?

There’s a reason why bibs are usually black. :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:

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The return of Gerolsteiner Kit?

Finally!!! I knew if I waited long enough the Carrera kit I had stored in the attic would come back into style!!!

Name the rider, win a prize…

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El Diablo? (Claudio Chiappucci)

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first TT of my life i saw a dude smoking in jorts at the check-in…needless to say he dropped me hard AF and I still wake up screaming about it to this day

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New seasoning for rice cakes
Oh yes please!

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I feel you. I knew a guy who would hotbox his work van before destroying the local drop ride full of serious racers on an old steel touring bike. Absolute legend.

And 2 weeks ago I watched a shirtless guy (just lycra shorts, not bibs and no food for a 2+ hour mountain bike race) ride away from me in my A-race. He was off to the side making out with his girlfriend or wife until about a minute before the gun.

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We need to take the “mere mortals” ftp thread and turn it into a race series. You must be under 2.5w/kg to participate!

Darn sandbaggers and youths!

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Bring back Clydesdale!

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