Add in a “balancing/leveling” option of adding weight and aero drag (super flappy jackets) to stronger riders, to level the field and get more people together 
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Dammit…a race I’m 0.03 w/kg too fast for! That’s a first 
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To be fair, TT’s are kind of the jorts of bike racing:
- Somehow both weird-looking and boring
- Timeless despite lack of popular suppport
- Exponentially worse when wet
- Translates well to gravel racing
- Only a couple of lengths that everyone can really agree upon
- Hard to pull off well (unless you’re really rich and DGAF)
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Train less.
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I was going to eat more pizza to increase the kg side of the equation
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That does sound like more fun.
I also recommend more beer.
#CoachingFTW
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TTT = Taco Time Trial
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Now that sounds like my kind of race.
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Others that come to mind:
- Hot Dog Crit (about the food to nosh, not the course shape
) - Hot Wing Worlds (spicy chicken feeds on the weekly crusher)
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Cyclocross
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Genius
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you could be a great standup comedian with this bit…real narrow audience of athletic hipsters would be into it.
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Not a meme, but the best kit I saw yesterday during Pelotonia in Columbus, OH. I didn’t look, so I don’t know how anatomically accurate the front was. Hopefully it wasn’t as explicit as this news item from a couple of days ago.
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Alright TR geeks. Which workout closest to what is on the screen? Maybe Monitor?
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Looks to be Pitfall on the Atari 2600. Baller indeed back in the day! Maybe TR should name a workout “Pitfall” 
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Scrolling through Reddit and found this one
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