Cycling Memes and Jokes

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Very funny vid from Danny and Co. I’m getting older and I’ve been stuck at home for the last few days with a 5 year old who doesn’t like bikes.
The mind wanders.

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I hope you turned around and started all over again.


from midpack_memes

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It all makes sense!

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5 year old doesn’t like bikes? Don’t cut anyone off in the parking lot:

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This is the funniest ever :joy:

Savage

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What kinda sick joke is this, a cycling jersey with Popeye’s chicken on it :rofl::rofl: @Nate_Pearson anything to do with you

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Worst part is that my first kid was 3, and ready to ride with just a hair of assistance, but bike day at daycare, the daycare providers insisted on putting the training wheels back on… and my daughter was surrounded by training wheels… it took exactly a year for her to feel comfortable again without training wheels. I still harbor angst that I didn’t try harder before the day-care ladies took that primal fatherly joy from me.

Actually, the above tweet was from when the wound was still VERY VERY sore.

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Not mine, but seems accurate.

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That would piss me off (with the training wheels). It’s so hard when you put the hours in and someone stuffs up all your hard work in a split second.

As much as I liked the tweet you posted, I can’t help but wonder what the guy was doing hanging around daycare centre carparks. :wink:

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From thegrupetto on IG

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My favourite part of this is the dude slow clapping in the background.

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That’s the guy you pass on the previous light after you just did a running stop instead of waiting for it to turn green…

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I think the joke is that it was another kids’ dad… I E, Rival Dad… Either way, the I think the aggression was Dad v Dad.

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I agree entirely. I was making fun of the tweet because it didn’t mention the tweeter having a kid in daycare.
As a parent I see the scenario playing out more like this:
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The tweet made me laugh. Good twitter stand up material.

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