If tanlines usually identify anonymous cyclists from each other, what gives away the indoor cyclist?
I’m asking not to poke fun at anyone (us?)… But there must be some tell tale signs!!?
If you live somewhere where there’s terrible winter weather, the indoor cyclist will be the one who shows up to the first race in spring and destroys the field with their fitness.
At least that’s what I’m telling myself while sat on the turbo!
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That!
…and maybe comes in a TrainerRoad kit!
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I’m rocking the hair shorts all year round if that counts lol
Not me in the photo, but you get the idea!
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I just started laughing out loud at work 
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Coffee just came out of my nose! 
I heard this yesterday from another MTB guy… " Damn, been inside riding for so long my legs are whiter than my underwear"
THAT is funny right there! Thank you for the laugh!
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I must admit I haven’t had a tan line since probably the 1990s. I’m simply scared of skin cancer and use sun screen quite liberally. I know too many people hit with skin cancer. Cyclists.
When it comes to legs, aren’t the typical tribe symbols shaved legs and visible veins due to <10% body fat?
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either that or chronic dehydration. Take your pick.
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It just looks so wrong 
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