Excuses -- Let's hear 'em!

[Captain_Doughnutman]

I didn’t eat/sleep/stretch enough.

My shoes were too tight.

My good bibs were in the wash.

They canceled Daredevil.

I suck at ABC/XYZ/Mary Austin.

Any more?

[rjessop]

I donated bood
I live in England and have a cold for 4 months of the year.

[Teuthis]

I crashed off my rollers.

[PawelKozela]

Kids ! Kids are the ultimate excuse

Unless you want to give them an example to follow. Then, they became the ultimate motivator !

[Brushman]

I dropped a chain.

[KorbenDallas]

I’m clean.

[Patrickfleege]

My kids hate sleep!

[Captain_Doughnutman]

Still using that line, huh, Landis?

[KorbenDallas]

Ha!

My brakes were rubbing.

I drank a lot of wine last night.

My seat slipped.

I was blocked in.

If I had some team mates.

[dselko]

I’m old and fat. My son tells me it’s no excuse.

[tribuddha]

I got an email from a student asking for some help on an essay

[cpooleNZ]

My wife got Horny…

[andrewwylie]

I woke up tired

[Patrickfleege]

No excuse! That’s like saying a unicorn ran out in front of you.

[batwood14]

I hurt my back putting up the Christmas lights.

(This happened today, and I’m annoyed. I haven’t used it as an excuse yet, but I have it in the queue…)

Also, my wife is horny as well

[TonyLPowell]

Flat tire … on the trainer. Wish it wasn’t true, but, alas, it is.

[stevious]

I once got dropped in a race because I was thinking about my cat

[Jonnyboy]

@cpooleNZ

My wife got Horny…

But that will only hold you back for a couple of minutes?

[cpooleNZ]

2 whole minutes actually. This is my theme song from Flight of the Conchords… You have to watch the whole video, this is how we make love in New Zealand…

Flight of the Conchords: Business Time

[Jonnyboy]

Love the Conchords, and that song!