Cycling Memes and Jokes

Those are some scary, scary kidneys, probably putting undue pressure on your heart. Sell one, quick!

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My villain was the cottered crank. Never failed to scrape skin off the inside of my ankle. :drop_of_blood::confounded_face:

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Great idea. Always up for a good laugh, especially when it’s cycling-related. Let’s see what everyone’s got.

You just had to put the teeth in the right place, and build up callouses that helped survive them, and have parents that believe in vaccines (Tetanus for one!). I hated to admit to the momster that wearing shoes was a good thing! Having them bite the lower legs was just bad luck. I’m sure some legs out there have permanent bone damage from those things!

The shop I worked at ‘refused’ to touch cottered cranks (yet had a box full of various pins). I did try to fix one, and we didn’t have any pins that fit it. (Looking for cotter pins with longer threads was like looking for needles in hay stacks)

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fuDYBZ

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The next young gun on the tour

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There’s gray in his mustache — a retired pro racer.

Are you sure he’s retired?

I think think that’s all carb mix and he’s doing the Tour de France unsupported

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