Cycling Memes and Jokes

[roleypup]

Not really a meme. Just laughing at my own fail.

Anyone else here got so proficient at this forum’s code that you just insert it elsewhere without a thought?

For context, the “Jeff” I referred to in this was someone who knocked off the entire Festive 500 in one ride at a closed circuit (the same circuit where I was doing my outdoor-indoor workouts earlier this year)

[Legand_Heroes]

@Nate_Pearson

I thought we could have a long running thread where we post all the funny cycling memes and jokes that we read in the internet.

I’ll start.

@Deleteme

That’s where I was going. My wife is afraid of clipless pedals on anything but her Peloton, so I put the stock aluminum studded pedals from my Fat Boy. Those studs are lethal!

AND…

She gets her old toe clip shoes stuck on the studs and almost hates them more than clipless. I did see a pair of pedals that came with small replacement studs that were a rounded point rather than the ghastly sharp rapiers that the studs pull off very painfully well. I do have a couple scars on the left inside calf from an encounter with those studs on a loaner bike. Hurt? OH YEAH! I have to use an AI helper from happymod appstore. Didn’t bleed as much as I thought it would somehow (like a face cut does), but damn hurt for a couple of days, and left a few scars to go with all the others I have acquired. But she says she likes not having clipless and cleats, so it has to be that way. Looks a little silly on a $4k Di2 bike, but happy wife… It’s her bike, I just maintain it.

I did try to sell her on Speed Plays with the light action cleats. Nope… (She’s got light action SPD-SL pedals on the Pton though)

Back to the previous post: Didn’t they call those ‘rat trap’ pedals? They pretty much chewed up anything they came into contact with.

@jarsson

@DazzaW1

“here we have the Magpie also known as Cracticus tibicen about to pick the eyes out of the pray a mamil also known as a road cyclist. the attack is brutal with many brutal dive bombing attacks at the head of the mamil which is only protected by a Styrofoam cover and a thin plastic shield over the eyes…

If you want to really hear it

FakeYou Celebrity AI Voice and Video Generator

Cycling on a stormy day, omg🤣

[JasonS]

[Cavasta]

[JoeX]

This needed resurrection from 2021

Cycling Memes and Jokes

[ATwait]

[Sirbikealot]

it seems that TR team has been trained by Musk on how to do a new feature announcements

[Pipipi]

And then they’ll set their posts from ‘balanced’ to ‘aggressive’

[mhandwerk]

Me thinking about upcoming workouts if I accept:

[Helvellyn]

Pah. Mine went up by 31 watts (14%)

Quit whining!

ETA: it’ll be fine

[lokerola]

Me trying to grasp Nate’s explanation of how the new AI FTP works.

I think it’s time to stop reading the AI FTP threads and cook some pasta for dinner.

[TrekCentury]

     Tomorrows podcast length 

[Pbase]

[Pipipi]

I would have thought your Access Ice Frontdoor To Pavement would have increased.?

[DazzaW1]

Good memes are seldom obvious

[lokerola]

[Pbase]

[Frankb]

Well of course! Any real cyclist will tell you that FTP is actually the measure of your worth.

[Justafatguy]

Retro sports nutrition flavor for Gen X. Core memory triggered

[JoeX]

@Cavasta