Your wife likes pancakes and basically kicks you out of the house to ride? You sir are winning at life.
I always over-ordered pancakes when I was in the US. Usually here they’re smaller crepe-type things with a bit of lemon juice and sugar. I’d look at a menu and think “a pancake? a single pancake?”… Then it would come out bigger than the damn plate.
I have said it before I will say it again: Pancakes are just a means of carrying syrup. They are just a fluffy syrup flavor dispersal system in my mouth. #normalizedrinkingmaplesyrupstraight.
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And waffles are just polite pancakes as they hold more syrup for you in their pockets…
Waffles = Cargo Pants of Breakfast
Breakfast Burrito = Duffle Bag
I just act like an asshole when I don’t ride so she lets me go out more.
(Sarcasm)
Indeed
Me, to my calendar:
Na-na na-na boo-boo, you’re aaaaall RED!
LOL
Feels like a good time for this one
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Please please please paint it like a shark
Open shark mouth is not aero 
do you have tunnel data for that?
They’ve just cancelled their sponsorship with Hammerhead
