Cycling Memes and Jokes

Road safety message in Slovenia.

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Literally an actual screenshot of me messaging my wife about a race:
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Where is her reply? If she’s anything like my wife then it’s funnier than me asking.

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This time it was
“Ugh
Whatever
Do it”
But sometimes I get some flavor of “omg you’re so dumb”
All in good fun, we like to keep each other honest :joy:

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Oddly well-timed post. Today I got to reply to a fairly innocuous tinder message asking how my weekend was going with “this morning I did a 6 hour running event that I didn’t train for, so for now I will be crab-walking downstairs and drinking to forget.”

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I used to have a t-shirt that had it as, “Chicks dig scars, broken bones heal, bleeding stops!”

But yours is nice, especially w/that pic!

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:raising_hand_man:

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So good. :dart:

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Whilst I appreciate the humour here, I was actually enjoying most of the comments on ‘that’ thread. I think I’m even more confused than I was!

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If it were easy to understand, it wouldn’t be a problem to solve…

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If you visit North America take this advice

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Which thread is this referring to?

“Due to supply issues, the bike shop gave me some loaners for the past four years. The ones that were supposed to come with the bike finally came in. The bike shop let me keep the old ones because I am friends with the owner.”

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I’ve come across black bears a couple times as well as bear scat while gravel riding in Montana. I was thinking about adding a bell to my shoe to replace my current practice of yelling “No bear, no bear, no bear, no bear….yay, no bear!” Every time I come up to a blind corner

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