I bought a bike today... and haven't told my spouse

[wake]

Just saw this in the other thread and it seems to apply here as well, although I’m concerned it’s not “wrong” enough for this thread:

Cycling Memes and Jokes

“Due to supply issues, the bike shop gave me some loaners for the past four years. The ones that were supposed to come with the bike finally came in. The bike shop let me keep the old ones because I am friends with the owner.”