Cycling Memes and Jokes

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What happens when I make a polite joke about a foreign word that sounds funny in English?

From here

:peach: :cloud: :biking_man:

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Have you heard of fartleks?

Another funny one… Fartleks workouts are fun…

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Or a poor (good) translation on explaining why speed kills in swedish
“it’s not the fart that kills you, it’s the smell”

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It had to come to this

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Poor Killroy.

Always love telling my high school runners when we are going to drop some fartlek during the run today. :grin:

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I’ve heard about some Swedish tour guide who doesn’t find it that funny anymore when their foreign customers keep stopping to take photos of their speed signs. But sure is funny.

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I’ve got another one, when the coffee machines at work runs out of brew, it simply says “slut”… No need to call me out like that…

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An mtb with a front derailleur? Blasphemy.

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Looks like fart fitness is spreading. Olaf Falafel on Instagram: "This shouldn’t be funny but it is - I don’t make the rules. . . Credit to all the fabulously fit people featured - I hope you see the funny side and don’t try and beat me up (which by looking at you, you could all probably do). In order of appearance they are: @stallionfitness_ @kiana_ng @_mrpep_ @jtm_fit @kelseywells @aggeliki_pilates Thank you! #exercise #fitness #instafit #instafitness #muscle #workout #training #bodypositivity #bodygoals #fitnessjourney #comedy #farts #fartsarefunny"

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When anybody on any cycling forum asks about nutrition

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But expensive sugar in expensive water, and 35 other unpronounceable ingredients.

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I think the ingredients are easy to pronounce. In fact I’ve got a gif that explains how to pronounce them that I’m sure we’ll all be able to agree on.

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Do those even exist anymore? I know the FD’s were used in the 1990’s, but have not seen many since.

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That was my point too

Well that’s a novel opinion. Though my great grandad “Owd Bonk” Wade probably would have agreed with you - you can see him wearing some “out in t’ fields back in t’ day”.
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