Cycling Memes and Jokes

[berto2cj]

It happens.

[NotRailingTurns]

@berto2cj

Now a tumble weave getting in my gears - thats a problem

I call this piece «peak pandemic, mixed materials and emotions»

[PusherMan]

E.T made it home then

[MI-XC]

@berto2cj

I am a life long Detroiter for reference…and human poop is only in the corners and alleys here.

Facts!

[Simo429]

After listening to @Nate_Pearson talk about very similar experiences with breathing all I could think

[pcarnell]

[dirt_cruzer]

Remember DJ SpandX?

Performance

[Jolyzara]

Remember folks… you get the most benefit of a zone 2 ride if it’s between 2-5 hours.

[Deleteme]

And, for ‘mixed use’ trails with horses: Those horse turds! Those things are slippery, and tires tend to accessorize everything you are wearing. YUCK!!! And the fall seems to bring them out more too for some reason. And coming around a corner and face to face with a horse could cause some self-induced defecation. Oh my…

[Deleteme]

Mackinac Island, Michigan. OMG!! Just a dab behind each ear, and…

Putting a cover on water bottles is strongly advised. I had to jump in the shower with my kit on just to try to rinse as much off as I could. They sprayed the roads and it just made it more like soup!

[Deleteme]

I must be a bad person. I laughed way to hard on this one…

[Danielsan]

[Alen]

This!
Exhibit A for staying on paved roads!

[Deleteme]

They ARE paved… It might actually be better if they weren’t.

[Alen]

I don’t love cycling that much to ride through that!

[Deleteme]

There are no cars/trucks/motorcycles… Once you get out of town it’s not too bad. Just got to watch out for people running into you, but I get it. When it’s raining I really try to avoid town. That sh*t is slippery!!

[Pbase]

[gwhilts]

[TxAg15]

When your spouse sees the bank statement showing your purchases of bike parts/apparel/etc:

[PusherMan]

Reads like a report on FIFA.