Cycling Memes and Jokes

Dammit…a race I’m 0.03 w/kg too fast for! That’s a first :rofl:

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To be fair, TT’s are kind of the jorts of bike racing:

  • Somehow both weird-looking and boring
  • Timeless despite lack of popular suppport
  • Exponentially worse when wet
  • Translates well to gravel racing
  • Only a couple of lengths that everyone can really agree upon
  • Hard to pull off well (unless you’re really rich and DGAF)
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Train less.

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I was going to eat more pizza to increase the kg side of the equation :rofl:

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That does sound like more fun.

I also recommend more beer.

#CoachingFTW

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Whats the equivalent of the beer mile in road cycling

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TTT = Taco Time Trial :stuck_out_tongue:

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Now that sounds like my kind of race.

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Say no more

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Others that come to mind:

  • Hot Dog Crit (about the food to nosh, not the course shape :wink: )
  • Hot Wing Worlds (spicy chicken feeds on the weekly crusher)
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Cyclocross

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Genius

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you could be a great standup comedian with this bit…real narrow audience of athletic hipsters would be into it.

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Not a cycling meme but all I could think about when I saw this was a TR workout. In green.

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Not a meme, but the best kit I saw yesterday during Pelotonia in Columbus, OH. I didn’t look, so I don’t know how anatomically accurate the front was. Hopefully it wasn’t as explicit as this news item from a couple of days ago.

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Alright TR geeks. Which workout closest to what is on the screen? Maybe Monitor?

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Tallac -3 - TrainerRoad

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Looks to be Pitfall on the Atari 2600. Baller indeed back in the day! Maybe TR should name a workout “Pitfall” :thinking:

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Scrolling through Reddit and found this one

Imgur

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Cippolini got there first.

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