Cycling Memes and Jokes

Ben Franklin said it best:

What kind of bikes are you selling that you’re going to pop up on their radar?

Is the bike stand gold as well?

Isn’t there some way of classifying a new bike as a company vehicle for tax purposes? And maybe you’d have to ride past work at least once a year…

Wow, you are going from one notorious ‘N+1’ sport, to another notorious ‘N+1’ hobby.

But STAY FOCUSED!!

You NEED that/those new bikes, carbon wheels, 3d printed seat, 12-speed upgrade, new carbon shoes, more bibs, more jerseys, and more: SOCKS!! Helmets!! Sun glasses!! The 1040 Solar!! You have responsibilities to live out our fantasies so we have to follow!! ‘Buy more. Buy more now. Buy. And be happy.’

And be sure to tell everyone about your new acquisitions! ‘Please come back. You have nothing to be afraid of.’

I’d need CPR the first time it threw a chain! OMG!! :dizzy_face: :skull: :ghost:

Poof…

Seemingly every bike listed online everywhere. I keep looking for a lightly used gravel bike but my feed is full of $10k+ road bikes. Some of the prices are absolutely absurd. What’s great about this picture is it represents what a lot of people are selling, too - rim brake, metal frame (not carbon fiber), 2x10 mechanical, metal non-aero wheels, etc. - for ridiculous prices.

Did someone say metric system?

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stolen from FB

Nahh.
I associate Nate with Popeye (high carbs but still with some protein & fat)
and Ivy with pure sugar as per this pict from this very thread


It’s that time of year when some of my favorite routes get tarred and graveled. They are awful for a few weeks until the loose stone settles in.

Ohio had lots of that and man there is a sweet spot of traction for a month


another steal from FB

i think memes this stupidly anti-cyclist can stay there, frankly.

love having drivers try to put me off the road bc they saw a cyclist run a stop sign once

My strava followers don’t know a good limerick when they see one, so I’ll share here. Maybe you nerds can help me feel seen.

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