Cycling Memes and Jokes

Yup, being a cyclist in the UK is definitely good for being good at your 1.6 times table! (or 1.60934x table…)

I have my Garmin set to show distance in miles but elevation in metres :man_shrugging:

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I like to mess with people by giving my FTP in hp/ton, its very close to watts/kg (5hp/ton ~4.1w/kg)

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When I see 39 new comments in the meme thread only to find out it’s just arguing about measurement systems.

eca

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Not sure how spinach came into this, but I am pretty sure the miscalculation is why Popeye was given spinach to eat.

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Bro is eating Popeyes! Chick-Fil-A all the way! New tangent, ready, set, go!

Apollo used both! (Sorta)

Obviously they use metric. But first learning Imperial is like a secret advantage. If you’re used to 16oz/lb or 5280ft/mile or whatever, base 10 everything is like math/physics on easy mode.

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I use Imperial System, but i recognize the International System is far superior. Everything can be easily divided and its great…

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Yeah I’m perfectly comfortable with either. The only thing that REALLY messes me up is the UK, where you’ll hear something like, “I’m 180cm and 12 stone.”

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Give me Bojangle’s or give me death!

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Popeyes spicy chicken is far superior to Chick-fill-a.
Sadly I have popeyes is far from home where I have 2 chick-fill-a within 4 miles of my house.

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“…disappointment is immeasurable…”

Have you tried micrograms of dopamine not released?

Much better than firkins of piety, I think you’ll find.

:facepunch:

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On my 640 furlong ride today, I was wondering why Zwift favors the metric system for experience, when I realized that my HR had spiked above 0.0233333 bpjiffy and I needed to settle myself back down to below 0.27hp or my entire ride would be ruined.

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There isn’t enough furlong use around here these days!

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Having a somewhat nautical background, I prefer to measure distances in fathoms. It also helps that I am 1 fathom tall.

1 mile = 880 fathoms
1 kilometer = 546.807 fathoms
1 nautical mile = 1012.69 fathoms

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Interesting! I’m slightly taller than you at 217 barleycorns. True fact.

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One fathom deep, I think you will find.

It might catch on if all your rides are vertical descents i suppose…?

:smiling_face:

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The fathom unit of measurement is useful for trenching. :rofl: Not so much for everesting.

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This I cannot fathom.

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