Cycling Memes and Jokes

[jwellford]

My son’s favorite things are C&H and Lego! Lucky me.

[rkoswald]

Each of those bins contains Legos at least four inches deep.

[jwellford]

Lego is the best, I totally support this (it’s also soooo frustrating)

[Quadzilla_Jr]

As a huge Lego kid, now with a 2- and 4-year-old that both love legos, this pic gives me anxiety.

[blind76]

[norm1539]

Does that mean the dropped you?

[rkoswald]

You win! I love all the Star Wars sets, too - best of both worlds!!

[modestmorse]

I can’t be the only one who thinks of princess bride after every workout.

[mattonabike]

Those tubs plus carpet floor caused instant PTSD foot pain flashbacks.

[PoweredByBacon]

@modestmorse Is “mostly dead” a choice?

[djwalker1260]

Maybe you could get two SL7’s. Most Lego kits average about 10 cents a piece or more! 5000 piece Star Destroyer is $700.

[cwiggum]

Is a chocolate covered date considered doping?

[Justafatguy]

Nut butter filled dates

[wjwlitespeed]

Stole this from Facebook

[wildone]

(source : Simon Yates on Primož Roglič: 'He’s not even breathing, everyone else is panting like they’re on their deathbeds' - VeloNews.com )

I found that expression funny, and really familiar… really, really familiar… Why is that…

[cyclhist]

@blind76

— some single man from the internet

[CaptainThunderpants]

[Justafatguy]

“It wasn’t Fast at all!”

[berto2cj]

This one also made me lol

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/racing/chris-froome-claims-racing-has-become-more-dangerous-due-to-abundance-of-data

[wysbf2]

Did you read the story? I think he has a point … he was really making two observations, one about the amount of detail they have about the route these days, and another about the culture that says that you have to be at the front of the race at all costs to avoid trouble. Anyhow … this is the jokes thread so I’ll quit the boring, serious analysis