Cycling Memes and Jokes

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Friendly reminder that this is a “Cycling” joke thread, not a general joke thread.

If you want to post non-cycling related jokes, please make a different thread :slightly_smiling_face:

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B_sGvvmleu9/?igshid=mj3lkb11za5v

Kinda true though…

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All I could think about after this today:

why yes i will lead you out

Was this:

(credit to @cat3memes: The KOMeme on Instagram: "“Hey, I have an idea...” #cycling #roadbike #bikerace #cyclinghumor #criterium #cyclocross #sockdoping #messlife #fixie #strava #outsideisfree #kitgrid #trainingpeaks #zwift #cat3 #cat4 #cat5 #cat3memes")

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With those numbers, I’d appreciate it if you did.

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150 grams of carbs an hour no problem

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Nononononononono. :no_entry_sign:

I hope that’s mud…

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I find that post exceptionally inappropriate. :angry:

Mostly because I have a big workout tomorrow and now I’'m going to have to drink about 7 or 8 Chad pops to even begin to “unsee” that image! I guess rest week starts early.

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No amount of MUC OFF is going to right that wrong :pleading_face:

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HUZZAH!!! :partying_face: :partying_face:

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Shit cyclists say

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He should have used an Ass Saver to protect his bike.

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Where is the unsee button??

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No pictures or memes (yet…) but, you try doing the Ramp Test and then compare that HR to the HR you hit when you’re dying your wife’s hair!

I’d gladly do the Ramp with a Mary chaser than dye hair. :skull:

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You Sir, are a maverick :+1:

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Been there, done that. And if your woman is very picky and demanding - HR max is guaranteed. It is better stimulus than any VO2 max workout.

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NO!:nauseated_face: that is gross!