if your hub doesn’t sound like an A-10 is it even a hub?
Guh! I got my race bike after a few years of exclusively riding a mucho silent single speed. The first couple of weeks were excruciating having to listen to that hub racket for hours on end! 
Eventually fast became more fun than quiet.
Not sure if something similar was posted , but my wife told me how much she spent on her wedding dress and all I could think of was this.
My experience is slightly different - it’s like that, without the level-up-message, for about 1 minute. Then it’s an empty road.
I can relate. I worked with a few older folk at Goddard Space Center within the last decade who would whip out their slide rule to show how much quicker they were…
<older guy who has used a slide rule wondering whether he should be insulted now>
Reminds me of the Richard Feynman stories of going head-to-head against an abacus master to see who could solve equations the fastest. He always won and said the abacus guy was always a sweaty mess at the end. 
Reminds me of his story where he tested to see if he counted faster when his heart rate was higher. I might try this myself during my next VO2 workout!
This is true for our Masters C grade as well 
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If you want to post non-cycling related jokes, please make a different thread 
All I could think about after this today:
Was this:
(credit to @cat3memes: The KOMeme on Instagram: "“Hey, I have an idea...” #cycling #roadbike #bikerace #cyclinghumor #criterium #cyclocross #sockdoping #messlife #fixie #strava #outsideisfree #kitgrid #trainingpeaks #zwift #cat3 #cat4 #cat5 #cat3memes")
With those numbers, I’d appreciate it if you did.
Nononononononono. 
I hope that’s mud…