I thought we could have a long running thread where we post all the funny cycling memes and jokes that we read in the internet. I’ll start. [image]

I am doing my best to reform from the person in that meme. I spent my childhood jumping off stuff and my adulthood trying not to. Now that I’m retired, I seem to be leaning toward breaking a few more bones. I hit the single black jump lines in Coler park several times on my last trip to Bentonville …

Guilty as charged. (For the record, we were already planning a “Getting RAD” topic for this silliness to leave meme. :wink: )

[image] Joelrivera: This would be me if I ever attempt to jump anything on a bike And this is why I don’t MTB … and trees - never seen a bike-tree interaction where the rider won.

Trees! Don’t get me started. I hate it when trees suddenly move and/or jump out in front of you. Damn trees! And it’s really bad when you’re on a dirt moto.

Me reading a research paper saying group rides and chasing Strava KOMs won’t make me faster. [Screen Shot 2022-09-17 at 4.12.50 PM]

Huh… That many calories… I will get fat

1g of fiber. Hell no I’m not risking that!

Cycling Memes and Jokes

Joelrivera September 16, 2022, 2:21pm 4733

This would be me if I ever attempt to jump anything on a bike,

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