My body hair trimmer comes with different length guards, 1-5 mm. Where is the point of diminishing returns? Is a clean shave with a razor the best idea?
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Iâm not sure the word gooch means what you think it meansâŚor April fools?
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And you wonder why nobody lets you into their paceline.
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Is that how she calls it?
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Assuming your gooch is covered, I donât think you need to shave it clean.
you wonât know the limits until you try. data would be helpful. be sure to document and report back
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Gooch hair was my nickname in high school
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Risky click
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By coincidence, were you referring to âEx GFâ and âI was also at my peak fitnessâ?
(apologies if that was too soon)
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Yes you do get faster by losing .00000006 of a pound therefore your watts/kilogram get a nice boost 
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w/mg - lets get serious already
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No aero benefits but aero isnât everything
Aero isnât only for the bike 
Doesnât it make your top tube look longer?
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When Specializedâs Win Tunnel team announced that shaving your legs would save you 82 seconds over 40km, Iâm pretty sure they didnât mean your third leg.
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Donât forget to apply molten speed wax.
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This post makes me smile. Maybe its a friction not an aero thing?
On a side note I call my chamois cream my âGooch Creamâ, and can be heard every now and then yelling to my wife when she is on amazon âcan you get me another tub of Gooch Cream pleaseâ To which the response is yelled back âdo you want Muck Off again?â
Can only imagine what the neighbours think if they hear us.
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Itâs âscruttocksâ in this household. The baroness is horrified when I disappear to slather on the scruttock cream.
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you may as well looking into getting one of your crown jewels removed too. I hear you only need 1 anyways. surely thatâll bring you down 1/32 of a lb.
edit: iâm disgusted with myself
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