Cycling Memes and Jokes

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That’s great! “But you still got the exercise, right?..”

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Meme removed, Repost gods are not amused

C’mon… get with the times… slacker :wink:

I’m not in social media anymore so I don’t know what’s new :disappointed:

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I laughed out loud. Especially the excuse “I should have brought my other bike”. Or “this is my recovery ride”. Imagine being in a group ride and somebody would actually say that that’d be hilarious.

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Wait… cyclists smoked? I knew they took alcohol, painkillers, and opiates back in the Tour de France just to bear those insane lengthy rides, but… smoking? really?

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Smoking rises your hemoglobin level :slight_smile: but definitely do not open the lungs as it was believed.

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Michael Phelps and I would disagree (I disagree with no scientific evidence)

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Very famous poster

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Let’s see if I can avoid a repost on this one :crossed_fingers:t4:

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… or simpler, “I forgot to recharge XXX”, where XXX is one of the 15 things you must recharge in order to remove all excuses.

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Yup… power meter, head unit, heart rate monitor, drivetrain, radar, action camera, etc. :stuck_out_tongue:

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My watch, my blood sugar monitor, my foot temperature monitor, my wireless tire pressure monitor, my brain pressure monitor, my iPad, my laptop, my…

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…your HUD glasses, bone conduction headphones, you cadence sensor, your speed sensor, your electric pump, your custom sound bell, your…

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my Phone, front light, rear lights

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My water bottle, my tire air pump, my defibrillator, my portable battery extender, my helmet light, my warming gloves, my cooling gloves…

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