Thanks!
That’s great! “But you still got the exercise, right?..”
Meme removed, Repost gods are not amused
C’mon… get with the times… slacker
I’m not in social media anymore so I don’t know what’s new
I laughed out loud. Especially the excuse “I should have brought my other bike”. Or “this is my recovery ride”. Imagine being in a group ride and somebody would actually say that that’d be hilarious.
Wait… cyclists smoked? I knew they took alcohol, painkillers, and opiates back in the Tour de France just to bear those insane lengthy rides, but… smoking? really?
Smoking rises your hemoglobin level but definitely do not open the lungs as it was believed.
Michael Phelps and I would disagree (I disagree with no scientific evidence)
… or simpler, “I forgot to recharge XXX”, where XXX is one of the 15 things you must recharge in order to remove all excuses.
Yup… power meter, head unit, heart rate monitor, drivetrain, radar, action camera, etc.
My watch, my blood sugar monitor, my foot temperature monitor, my wireless tire pressure monitor, my brain pressure monitor, my iPad, my laptop, my…
…your HUD glasses, bone conduction headphones, you cadence sensor, your speed sensor, your electric pump, your custom sound bell, your…
my Phone, front light, rear lights
My water bottle, my tire air pump, my defibrillator, my portable battery extender, my helmet light, my warming gloves, my cooling gloves…