Cycling Memes and Jokes

Willing to be that man has a lot of cocaine in his system.

Cap started with epic amounts of luft! To match his epic cojones.

Great use of the word. I approve.

There will be no organs left if he falls at that speed.

I think the race organizers heavily penalized him for drafting that truck, though. :rofl:

:scream:

I was waiting for the truck to pull away and take his camera with it. :laughing:

I wonder what the speed rating is for his tires?

Nicely timed shot :rofl:

I’ve heard it described as being a “meat crayon” which is grim but descriptive.

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Nope.

so the rumor is that 13 is the lucky number now xD

Got a chuckle out of this “sale” Specialized was having.

All it takes is one little tire-destroying item in the road and it’s game over. I’ve done a little pacing back on behind support vehicles, but you can usually still watch for stuff in the road by looking through the windows in the car and the people driving the cars are watching also. There is no way I’d do that behind a truck on an open road, its a total crap shoot. Lack of helmet is just icing on the cake.

Now they have orthodontists doing their pricing, not just buying their bikes. :rofl:

This is what one discount email looked on my phone:

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Doesn’t sound very “smart” to me

Real life oft times gifts you the best memes and jokes.

lol