Cycling Memes and Jokes

That’s mildly disturbing.

Needs a 10% beer in left hand

That’s not a sword, it’s a bottle opener.

nothing convinces me more that a video is funny, than to actually put the word funny in the title :laughing:

I guess cutting a couple rotor bolts is actually a world cup strategy. I don’t recommend, but I read that.

Leave spaces (in mount holes) to win races! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

all right. done. how many do actually i need at an absolute minimum? 2 right!?

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Best meme ever :joy::rofl::sob:

That’s the one great thing about doing only indoor rides – extra fat doesn’t slow you down! Woot! :rofl:

Me: Dragging my butt home after doing outdoor workout with intervals

GF: Hi honey, did you have fun on your bike ride?

Me:

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Not strictly a meme or a joke…just plain weird.

Sepp Kuss won an eRace?

We officially live in Strange Times!

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This one is SO true! By watts/kg I should be fine in the C race but man, I get dropped immediately!

Sometimes I just feel like dropping down to C just for the fun of staying with the group without killing myself… Obviously I wouldn’t contest the win. Not that I could ever contest it, because I realised that C sandbaggers are stronger than any legit B rider :joy::joy::joy:

Dropping another one so I don’t go OT:

Nope! Meme has it right, if your FTP is not >15% higher than your last test every time than you are a worthless dingleberry hanging on the butt of the cycling community and your suffering has brought no worthiness to your soul.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_XpkSEl7Ch/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

… or your next Ramp Test.