Imagine some kind of lidar sensor or some special fan that can detect your cda so that you can have zwift races with aerodynamics also included lol.
2075: Everyone’s pain cave is a wind tunnel.
New E-Doping: Point the cda sensor at your 10 year old son on an indoor trainer somewhere else in the room.
I would buy that so much. Finally my aero bike would make sense!
When Zwift starts incorporating aerodynamics, do you think there could also be a turbo boost button for the , ahem, windy riders?
Maybe it’ll turn into Mario Zwift?
Better be able to launch some red shells then too!
Not gonna lie… I would ride/play a Mario Kart zwift. Kickr Bike already has the controls. lol.
Finally I know what to do with my banana peels and I get to tell Yippee!
That might almost tempt me to ride a trainer!
For the record, I only have two types of bike gloves. 
You know you’re a triathlete when you have 0 gloves or cycling socks.
I have two types of glove.
One is left handed, and the other is right handed.
Hey, this is the joke thread!
The wife pointed out that I had 2 different colored socks on. I said no one would notice. They were too busy looking at my hands. I took 2 gloves of the right hand and had to turn one inside out.
Sick and accurate burn 
I never wear gloves on the roadie, but I ALWAYS wear gloves on my MTB 
I’ve always worn gloves. Always. Even when it’s hot. I have summer gloves, winter gloves, & full-finger glove liners that I wear under summer gloves for those in-between days.
In January, 210km deep into a 300km audax, my front wheel washed out when turning off a country road onto a even less used side road. Both roads were sealed (tar-&-gravel), but I fell because of all the excess gravel that had been kicked off the driving lanes by vehicles, leaving a loose-over-hard situation. Naturally my first reaction was to put my hand out. I was so glad for having worn this glove, ensuring that my right palm was not amongst the three surfaces of my body that needed cleaning up on the roadside. I had another 100km to ride & I would not have liked to do that with a rashed-up hand. That day I crashed was not cold enough for winters.
Another benefit of gloves is being able to check tyres whilst still moving, after the unfortunate situation of riding over glass.
