Love the hilarious overthinking! Been there, done that.
Now, let’s try a whole handful of the entire mix ![]()
A coworker had a bag of peanut M&M’s to share, I would put in a few Sour Skittles, Now Mustard ones would be better
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After seeing myself on a YouTube race video, I couldn’t help but think of this.
How I imagined I looked racing my bike:
What I actually look like racing my bike:
I’ve just come to the realization I’m never going to look good riding a bike.
Man same, every time I see myself in pics at a photographed event, I just look like a dadbod mouthbreathing nerd lol
Wait… You guys clean your cassette? ![]()
The cabling on those shifters are an embarrassment, but no one cares how athletic you do or don’t look. ![]()
After seeing my finish line photo available for purchase on an event’s website, my first thought was “How much $$ to make the picture go away!”
The process is quick and easy? ![]()
100% relatable
Now do mustard. Sugar and cramp prevention. Plus it comes in an easy squeeze bottle.
Thanks, but I’d rather cramp
Yellow? Spicy? Deli? Grey Poupon? Too many choices!
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Would make a great commercial, wouldn’t it? Dying cyclist drags up to a Rolls, window rolls down…





