Cycling Memes and Jokes

This is dumber than mountain biking on two wheels. I have the utmost respect for MTB’ers - it’s just not for me. I’ve NEVER seen a cyclist-tree interaction where the cyclist won.

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I’m more likely to win a cyclist tree interaction then a cyclist car interaction. And if I hit a tree it’s because I did something stupid, if as car hits me it’s probably some idiot on their phone while driving.

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So you don’t worry about Ents?

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Hate it when the damn trees jump out in front of me! :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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I’ve started leaving my ax at home when I go for MTB rides, and I’ve found that it helps.

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At least if you’re off the road the Nazgul probably can’t find you.

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I like riding south…it feels like riding downhill.

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Few years of consistent TR brought me here today…

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That’s a good one.

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My wife was a little concerned when I told her my Juicy Nipples were here :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:

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For better or worse this is how I see my zones for outside workouts. Have to push for the purple sectors!

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My s/o was more than a little disappointed when the Super Sticky Kush turned out to be bar tape.

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You need a special tool to remove the cores? Needle nose pliers do the trick. Maybe I don’t know what that is.

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  1. The look cooler than regular black caps
  2. They’re handy in a pinch or if you need to top off sealant
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My Enve wheels came with something similar to these. They’re fantastic. Takes the core out fast and you don’t have to hit the tool kit. Plus, they protect the valve stems

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And my brother who thought he could jump our sister, on his bike, off a 2x4 on a brick.

I still wonder who was stupider, him, or her. And, yeah it ended as well as you could imagine. They both avoided a trip to the hospital though, which was pretty amazing. ‘Stupid sibling tricks’? And who would have thought that there would be both a device to record these incidents and a service where others could see, laugh, and cringe at them. Born too early…

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There are so many of these stupid things we did when we were young that would have burned the ‘net - had there been such a thing back then.

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Finally the top tube bag I’ve been looking for.

#TheSpiritOfGravel

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