I love people who just use everything…like the rider who’s 1 fathom tall, weighs 13 stone and usually takes 2x 500ml bottles on a 85km ride where they average 18.5 mph unless the wind is more than 6.4 knots.
Me. 100%
The internet agrees!
I’m more partial to fruit wine…
Welcome to the UK! 
With the new French baguette 
I was able to consume 1,000g of carbs an hour. It’s the new old power food.
Neither memes nor jokes but quite funny. Belgians!
Becoming a Fred in 1 hour starring @killroy123
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Metric obviously wins.
no. just no
But…but…marginal gains!!
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I am thinking of making a bike computer that you can choose any units you like. First of all i am bring back the good old Cubits and the good old Chain, if you like you can select the perch,pole or rod.
I am also thinking of keeping things simple. It will give you the time you started riding the finish time . You know the distance because you ridden the same ride so many times, you then just work it out yourself the average speed. 
Would “light year” be an option?
How about parsecs?
Along with these other greatest hits:
"What is FTP… really?
“POL vs SST vs PYR vs TRAD vs BLAH-BLAH-BLAH”
“What do I do after I get sick?”
“Why doesn’t my power meter match my trainer?”
“What should I eat/drink before/during/after workouts?”