… and chlamydia. Riddled with it. Degenerates.
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OK I think we need a new world on Zwift! Australia with all the things… Kolas… Maggies…. Seaguls… Can you imagine… 
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Wahoo to come out with the Swoopr
A set of sharp spikes sit above the riders head ready to drop down as the virtual magpies attack!
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YEAH!! Bloody cyclists!!
shakes fist at the air
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red eye indicates which one is a vampire’s thrall…
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Finally
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What’s a grandfathered plan? How old do I have to be? 
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So that’s why my breathing becomes laboured during Grandfathered VO2 sessions 
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I’ve been trying to work out how many carbs there are in a dollar bill?
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Not recommended, too much fiber
It’s happened.
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We’ve all been there.
(If you haven’t, you need to find some faster people to ride with.)
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Me with CX:
Pre-race: Ah yea, I love cross! This is so much fun!
First lap: Ok wow, that was a fast start, it’s got to slow down soon.
Middle of the race: Ok, this is stupid, I’m miserable, who thinks this is fun? I should quit, I hate this.
Finish: That was the hardest race ever, zero fun, I’m never doing this again.
30 minutes later: I should check BikeReg, maybe there’s a race next weekend.
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