Mined from a secret location by celestial virgins then alloyed by monks who have not seen other humans for over 200 years and welded by blind masters who communicate only through telepathy.
Duh
p.s. 3D printed titanium is one of the coolest things ever. I want some even though I don’t need any.
I’m clearly not worthy of that yet 
I find your lack of faith in yourself disturbing.
Or
Wayne’s World!!! Wayne’s World!!! Party time!! Excellent!!!
Is it Friday already?
I am no longer sure you know what air quotes mean, cause you really didnt need them in this case 
I need a cycling thing to put over the picture of the tree that just fell on to my house, and turn it into a meme.
I would have thought the Wattopia rides in the South Pacific would get flagged first.
Did you take a cr or something?
It’s too windy to go cycling when… 
Nice house. Pretty minor damage from the pics.
Council tree.
I’d be cutting slabs out of it.
I hope you and your family are fine! Also I how for no mayor damages
Does look like her fence needed some love and attention anyway No-one was hurt (hopefully) so just a matter of dealing with the mess.
Does this count as a cycling joke? No idea why the mighty Youtube algorithm showed me this 
To be fair, the second one isn’t too bad, but were they concerned cyclists would repeatedly run into the lamp posts?
its worse here in Edinburgh where they have carved out a corner of the road with barricades making it ‘safe’ for cyclists. What they did not realise is that all the road junk, trash and gravel gets pushed into the corners and the cleaners cannot get in there anymore… so the lanes are now too risky to ride a road bike on and everyone has to use the road anyway, which is now narrower and more congested than before 
The morons in charge should have asked cyclists to consult on their hairbrained ideas
Trust the morons, they know what’s best. Consultation would require they get out from behind their desk and reach out. It’s too much work. My early career was with a government road agency, so I’ve seen these things in action. Or should I say “inaction”
… someone was drinking when they marked those lines.