Cycling Memes and Jokes

Pretty much every country that has converted to metric still uses some of their old system in day to day conversations - I remember being in France and asking for half a kilo of apples, the old lady serving me repeated: “un poid des pommes” quite literally “a pound of apples”. France converted to the metric system in 1795! She was old but not that old :grinning:

I’ll use a mixture of metric and imperial: I’m 1m80 tall with a 42" chest. The one thing that I haven’t used for maybe forty years is Fahrenheit, I’ve almost lost the mental ability to convert it to Celcius. In the last twenty years I’ve only heard one person in the UK use it in conversation.

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I’d like to propose a new metric for the recent humidity in my area. No more of this % nonsense.

The air in my gym on Thursday morning was 4/5ths to being water. Saying it was 80% humidity doesn’t do it justice.

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On Amazon?

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Even when I ask google, it gives me chicken in ingredients. Lol

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@WindWarrior @bbarrera :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Wait, surely the text is mixed up in this picture, right? RIGHT? :wink:

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Dad joke in the form of a photograph

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I Sing the Bike Electric :joy:

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Pearls Before Swine 10-31-21_B.pdf (613.8 KB)

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Hopefully folks can see this.

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This is funny, but maybe they should have picked a different sport. As cyclists… EAT MOAR SUGAR!

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I think Stephan might be a TR user and/or TR podcast listener.

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But can you cook it in an air fryer?

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Exactly - full size snickers at our house… with the hope that we’d have a few leftover for the “bike snack” box in the pantry :smiley:

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As someone who lives in rural England this one hits hard.

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My last two outside training rides this happened to me… 2 inner tube X 2 co2 cartridges x 1 useless patch (each ride). Made me wish i had stayed on the trainer with TR and Zwift, watching hawkeye episodes and not having to worry about psychotic cars

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Get on the mountainbike and learn to ride dynamically instead of ass in the saddle and just powerpeddling.
A small vertical hop, or even just unweighting the bike is usually enough to clear a small obstacle.
And when you’re used to it you wont freeze from the “oh no !” shock but just be like “meh, *hop”.

Also a good way to get rid of random people sticking to you rear wheel by the way… :smiling_imp:

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