Handmade beauty, called Oryx
And my name is Neo
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Wow, you have quite the collection!
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My Genesis High Latitude is named Geena (aren’t they all female).
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My road bike doesn’t have a name, but my tri-bike is called Black Mamba. Kobe Bryant - aka Black Mamba - was all about offense which I feel like aero bikes demand. I threaten to get her out in group rides since she is much faster. I tend to get eye rolls at the comment, but I always laugh 
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Yeti SB5 - Cheeseburger - To remind a riding buddy that he bailed on a burger run with friends.
Spot Champa - Lexus - It has a metal flake paint job like a stripper
Trek Boone - bOOOOOOOne - Yelled loud it annoys all
Orbea Oiz - Stork - The same riding buddy and wife are getting pregnant. This is to remind him of his lost income.
Trek Farley - Grey Duck - Fat grey wobbly waterfowl
Wife:
Trek Fuel EX - PENIS - It is a project one orange bike (very bright!). It is so loudly bright its like playing the penis game in middle school; who can yell it louder.
Salsa Blackborow - Mallard - Fat green wobbly duck
Felt F something - Snow white - Graceful white machine
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2013 Trek Madone 4.0 - No Name
Specialized Awol - Panda
Santa Cruz TallBoy CC - Chulupa Batman
Cervelo R3 - Black Knight
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I call my Cervelo P3 Venom, just because it sounded cool and I like the Marvel character venom… lol
My NeilPryde Bayamo is just called my training bike and my MTB is nameless since it hasn’t been used in over a year 
I always name my bikes after fictional/mythical horses.
Red “vintage” steel framed beater - Rosanante
Green Cannondale CAAD - Gringolet
Red Trek Emonda SL6 - Aethon
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My Fuel EX is named after Don Quixote’s horse too (and the spaceship in The Expanse)! Not exactly a fitting name as the EX is still super fast and capable, I just liked the way it sounds 
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2017 Blue Rocky Mountain Vertex 730 “Blew BYyou”
2019 Orange Rocky Mountain Element C50 " Orange Crush"
Colnago CT1: Red Fury
Colnago Tecnos: Black Beauty
Specialized Shiv: The Black Dart
Ribble 7005 - Good
Ribble R872 - Better
Giant Propel - Best
Oh and my station is bike is a large heavy dutch one so Kim after a former colleague no-one held in great
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“your girlfriend” according to my wife
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Ridley Helium: Ferdinand
Focus Mares AL: Ponyboy
Marteau - cause that’s what we do
Old topic I know!
Mine is called Nimbus 2000 
“Pretty Hate Machine” - Gravel/Cross rig (2015 Major Jake)
“Darling Nikki” - Road Bike (Pinarello)
“Alice Marcus (Janus Prospero)” - MTB (Niner Air 9)
“Charlotte (the Harlot)” - Commuter (2003 Kona JTS)
“Enfield” - CAAD12, being ally with internal cable routing it makes similar noises under gear changes to loading a Lee-Enfield SMLE rifle.
I’ve not named any others.
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