Nothing’s wrong. Ok? Nothing.
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“We’ll agree to disagree” – this means I think you are 100% wrong but I really don’t care enough to argue.
(Brit)
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Well, @themagicspanner, since you’re from the island, “that’s an interesting question” 
To add something that is not a passive-aggressive word or phrase, the hang-up I acquired after living in London for a few years is the British (possibly also Scot & Welsh?) use of the term ‘pants.’ In the US, that’s any kind of trouser. In the UK, it’s underwear. So, be careful if you tell a woman ‘nice pants.’ I still have trouble saying ‘pants’ and revert to ‘trousers’ as a result. I just quizzed my 11yo daughter and she called my slacks ‘trousers.’
Ha.
@mountainrunner
Never mind pants and slacks… Let us not get near our English Bum Bags - you Americans have NO IDEA!!! (and if you do, keep them to yourselves 
Please…)
Not about sarcasm but timely:
Yes - generally in UK ‘pants’ is underwear - male usually. HOWEVER to complicate matters I know several people from the North of England (around Manchester) who call trousers - pants like you would in the US!!!
We are being unspecific. Fellow Britons (and Irish friends); where is your dialect on this handy map?: The British-Irish Dialect Quiz - The New York Times
Mine was the entire Midlands. All of it. From the Wash to Wales 
What are slacks 
Trews
That was fun. Pinpointed me to the Midlands too, though it was interesting to see the words my Irish mother has added to my lexicon.
I also enjoyed discovering a “shellakybooky” is what the residents of Co. Waterford will call a snail.
One multi choice answer narrowed me down to an area of about 20 sq miles which was correct.
#1 “I hear you.”
What’s understood. “I’m already thinking about my next thought and completely ignored what you just said. Also, I’m right ALL THE TIME and this meeting is just a formality.”
#2 “I’m sorry??”
What’s understood: “I didn’t hear/understand you can you please repeat?”
What’s actually meant: “Did you even think about the words that just came out of your mouth? . . . cuz you really should!”
#3 “Cooool! (pause). Cool, cool cool…”
What’s understood: “You’re on the right path.”
What’s actually meant: “Holy eff me this is so stupid I don’t know what to say other than cool.”
Here’s a similar one for 'Mericans: 
- Hey Man, look at this NP from my last ride.
- Oh, cool… did you remember to calibrate your pwrmeter?
Born in Texas and have made it my mission to spread “y’all” to Central Europe.