How do you guys overcome the guilt of cycling?

Wait, I have so many questions. To start:

  1. Exactly, how, did you hit two of them?
  2. Like, did you hit the first one, go airborne, and then bowling ball into the second?
  3. Or did both deer do a “deer in the headlights” and stand still as you doubled down?
  4. Were there antlers involved?
  5. Who had it worse? You, Deer #1, or Deer #2?

I fail to understand how we got nearly 100 responses in this thread and nobody paused to clarify these important details.

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