Sometimes science can’t answer questions. My story:
- went for a long bike ride on a Saturday in early 2023
- after the ride I was sore
- wife and I went to Costco
- tried a $9000 chair, first chair I’ve ever tried that massaged glutes and hamstrings
- WOW, in just 15 minutes I went from stiff and sore to limber and spry
- so I’m impressed I called my wife over even though Costco had closed 5 minutes ago
- her response “WOW, forget taking an expensive trip to Europe this year, lets buy one of these”
- we did research and drove 90 minutes to Bay Area to demo all the top models
- negotiated a deal
- spent a ridiculous sum of money, but compared to what my mom pays for massage the chair has already paid off
- LOL, final note, this year we will go to Europe
Nowadays I get 3-4 whole body massages a week, 20 minutes each, it’s like getting a professional massage. Hands, forearms, lats, back, glutes, hamstrings, calves, and feet. Has improved relaxation and reduced soreness. Performance? Maybe, if you consider I sleep more soundly after getting into the chair before bed. But I would rephrase and say we are a hell of a lot happier. We both lift weights, and between the two straddle the 6 decade mark, so in addition to soreness from lifting we are at that age where we also wake up to mystery aches and pains.
Empirical evidence > science