What is the worst cycling food you’ve ever tasted?

I won some skratch lime at a race years ago and it was so sweet it tasted unnatural. Was gross

+1 (or maybe it’s -1) for SIS Caffeinated Berry gel. Yuck! :face_vomiting:

The grey area in all this are the lumpy SIS gels that you’ve had too long. As far as I can tell, they’re not spoiled (yet), just a weird texture for keeping them past their best-by date. Didn’t notice much change in taste (for the ones I can stomach), just the weird texture.

My son and I were in Costco a bit ago and they had samples of Liquid IV Pineapple. We both tried it and agreed: Also yuck. Other than the marketing, I don’t understand the enthusiasm for Liquid IV.

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The name is what bothers me…every IV is liquid

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LMNT’s ‘Lemon Habanero’, ‘Mango Chili’ and ‘Chocolate Salt’ electrolyte flavors are all pretty rough on the palate.

Might have been the conditions under which I tried them. Nothing like swigging a spicy hydration drink on a very hot and humid August training ride.

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Yup…see above comment re: Ginger MapleAid from Untapped. Just don’t get it at all….

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SiS like surge was honestly rank, and probably better for degreasing a cassette.

But the number worst thing has to be Spring Energy Speednut gel. I took it mid climb… what a mistake! They have a whooping 250kcals

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My brain just hurts thinking about it. Oats in water as mid-ride nutrition or do you mean before the ride?

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Wow, every day is school day :sweat_smile:.

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Tab in mouth, body in hand. That’s how I open all gels.

I am convinced that the only reason this thread is continuing is because not everyone here has tried the SIS menthol products.

Here is my evidence:

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I have not. Tbh, I can’t imagine what would posses anyone to WANT to drink or eat menthol.

For me it’s

  • Old school / original (1980s) PowerBars - rock hard and basically inedible
  • Precision Hydration - I just can’t stomach the flavor
  • Gu Roctane - just vile for my taste buds and stomach

That is an interesting one. I almost consider the Precision 1000 and 1500 to be unflavored it’s so subtle to me.

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YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! Mango Chili is the best! the chocolate is pretty horrific.

GU liquid gel in coffee flavor, I just can’t do it after barfing it up in a race. Always loved the roctane coffee flavor, but not the liquid.

Clif did the solidish food gels for like a year, I liked the beats and bananas, but the pizza one was pretty gnarly.

I’ve had a single sip of the menthol SiS crap and it is a big no for me, their apple gels are pretty close to that for me as well.

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I don’t know what to say. Maybe it’s a weird genetic thing like how cilantro tastes like soap to some people :thinking::rofl:

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Base bars were horrible. Even the store staff wouldn’t eat the free expired gels. Ucan gels are uneatable as is Hammer Perpetuem IMO.

I like it! I mix it slightly dilute on hot days, but otherwise really like it at full-strength.

I don’t remember the brand, but it was a chia seed-based bar my wife received at a race. I ate it as I rolled out and forced it down despite the taste falling somewhere between sweet cardboard and old oatmeal, with a texture akin to fine-grit sandpaper. Twenty minutes later I had to pull over as it came back up. Truly disgusting.

It’s 8 years since I tried this gel, and I am still having nightmares about, here’s what I wrote at the time

“I have just discovered the most amazing of sports energy gels, rhubarb and custard zipvit 52 gram of quick acting carbs in a slightly thick, chewy by but not crunchy gel,despite no e numbers and the use of natural flavours the designers have somehow managed to capture the taste of all the chemicals in the world, which lasts until a strong rhubarb and custard flavour cuts in, this is swiftly followed by a strong aftertaste of socks, this is a good fast acting gel, which I recommend to everybody who wants to distract from pain in their legs (and I don’t like)”

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I can handle many foods and sports nutrition products on a ride, and am not sensitive about taste, but I could barely get down a Named Sport gel, and its aftertaste stained the tastebuds badly

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