This is a lovely piece of tarmac
This is a lovely climb
This is a lovely piece of tarmac
This is a lovely climb
nice smooth legs (about my own)
Which lube do you use?
I need more sugar in my diet.
People now complain about how clean my bike is… I wax my chain!
Should I tighten my nipples?
Its within cycling distance.
“Man this hill is awful! I would love to cycle up it!”
When driving up a hill and see a roadie climbing, I say to the wife,“Dude’s got legs.”
The 1k to go sign is about a mile away.
It’s 90 degrees. We will just go for 60 miles today.
$4000+ on a bike is reasonable
(After already owning more than one bike). “I need another bike”
Truer words have never been spoken…
In the same line.
“For $6000 the Diamondback andean was a bargain!”
Five minutes is really only 5 times 1 minute, but the first and last minute don’t count so it’s really 3 minutes. Except when you’re 4 minutes in, than 1 minute is more like 3x20 seconds. And other crazy calculations to get through hard intervals.
This might be as entertaining as the meme thread
The sun is already coming up 30 minutes later than a couple of weeks ago. Soon I’ll have to adjust the schedule.
TR has gotten me so good at calculating percentages of 60 in my head. 1:40 left in an interval is a big one for me… every second is 1 more percent!
“This lycra could be a little more form-fitting”
“Blacking out for a second when I stand up? Totally normal. Probably fine.”
“This is my favourite tan line.”
“Yeah, I wouldn’t use that slow cooker…for food.”
“Very serious, important day for me today. Better wear my most obnoxious socks.”
“Minor road rash”
meters
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liters
degrees Celsius